Lettuce be united in prayer, desu.

Our Neechan, who art in heaven,
nyallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom cum,
thy will be desu,
on earth as it is in yuri heaven.

Give us this day our daily anime
and forgive us our illegal hentai downloads and we forgive
our viruses we accidentally downloaded,
and lead us not into the deep web,
but deliver us from heterosexuality,
for thine is the kingdom and the power
and the yuri, forever. Nyamen.